Magic: the Gathering - Needful Things
I require these because of reasons … .
/ N3rd P0rn
Seriously want these ♥
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
I can’t even hahahahahahah
(via takinoverswag)
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
(via loveandnutmeg)
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
(Source: kyan-pepper, via you-give-me-butteerflies)
When standing: FAT
When sitting: FAT
When laying down: FAT
When stretching: FAT
In baggy clothes: FAT
In form fitting clothes: FAT
In bathing suit: FAT
Awake: FAT
Asleep: FAT
Alive: FAT
Dead: Look how FAT she was
